Across
- 2. "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight"
- 4. "Leave the gun, take the cannoli"
- 5. "Like I could tip a cow by myself?"
Down
- 1. I want the fairy tale
- 2. "I'm about to do to you what limp Bizkit did to the music in the late 90's"
- 3. "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"