Across
- 2. "Wishing mom was here".
- 3. Family always brings joy and happiness.
- 5. "Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me, all right?"
- 6. "It turns out her boyfriend is the internet zillionaire".
- 9. Always naughty and never nice.
- 10. "You were born to be queen even though you didn't realize it until now".
- 12. "Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allowed it".
- 14. "Life no fun without a good scare".
- 16. Defeats the evil mouse king.
Down
- 1. "Why can't my husband buy his own mom's gift? I don't even like his mom".
- 4. Merry Christmas you filthy animal.
- 7. "Friendship can not exist without forgiveness."
- 8. "I wish to be left alone."
- 10. "A good book, A great film, A birthday card, I weep".
- 11. Platonic plus one.
- 13. Must take over family business when father retires.
- 15. "I didn't mail you my work, you aint gonna mail me no check."