Across
- 2. "Clark, stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays ___"
- 4. "Life's a garden, dig it!"
- 9. "We're gonna have the hap=hap-happiest Christmas since ____ tap-danced with Danny f=ing Kaye"
- 12. "The shitter's full"
- 14. "__% of the time, it works every time
- 15. "Tigers love pepper. They hate ______"
- 16. "I am _____" - Fogell
- 17. "What is this? A center for ants?!"
- 19. "I'm in a glass case of ____"
- 20. "Once it hits your ____, it's so good!"
- 21. "I'm sorry that goo-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.
- 22. "I want to go fast!"
Down
- 1. "You motor boatin' son of a b"
- 3. "I'm kind of a big deal" - _________
- 5. "we're going streaking!" - ________ "______" Ricard
- 6. "Rule #76: No excuses, play like a champion." - _______ Hrey
- 7. "Earmuffs!"
- 8. "is this where you wanna be when ___ comes back, making fun of poor Joe Dirt?"
- 10. "I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my _____ in it" - Andy
- 11. "Nobody has gotten a hand job in ________ since Name" - Seth
- 13. "You know how I know you're gay? You like _____" - David
- 18. "It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane." - ______ Garner