Across
- 2. Only series to feature the daughter of "Luther"
- 8. Sarah and Lisa's hometown
- 10. Solo star boy
- 14. What? Jewel is evolving!
- 15. Christopher called you a real this, ursine wrestler
- 16. My passcode... or a hint to this puzzle's theme
- 21. I had a love at first sight moment here, in this rodent's hollow
- 23. Muldoon's final words
- 25. A nacre rock, or the place we pinched cheeks
- 26. No. years we've been friends, according to FB
- 27. 7 across alternative (tape type)
- 28. 143, in middle school
Down
- 1. 1984 Winter Olympics host... or the capital of a "Heart Shaped Land"
- 3. Fictional city plagued by eddies
- 4. Emily's favorite physician
- 5. A bruised avian gem
- 6. Along with 19 down, a message for my bb!
- 7. We weren't "lovin' it" when we got pulled over in this lot
- 9. Joel's breed to beat, not eat
- 11. Your girlfriend's middle name
- 12. You can Go-Go pro with this team of ballin' Merlin-types
- 13. My eyes are a central example of this genetic chimerism
- 17. dark essences
- 18. Hot Rod's safe word, and Joel's drink of choice
- 19. Band that once sang of phantom mammals
- 20. Our first kiss was too suite!
- 22. Obvious song choice for our first dance, and a popular Cuban lullaby
- 24. You, or the place we almost got arrested