Across
- 3. auden will always point out this type of text
- 5. a wholesome show chris enjoys
- 9. chris’s real not real name
- 10. varric collects them like pokemon
- 12. my old dog, chris’s new cat, and something varric likes to say
- 13. our favorite asthmatic murderer
- 17. she’s a cowboy and a cannibal (kinda)
- 20. where the fizzjizz is
- 21. check out my perfect _
- 23. i love cheeeese dun dun
- 24. game we have all probably tortured someone in
- 26. the best kind of bingo
- 30. the secret sauce perfect for a ham jorker
- 32. varric’s favorite green liquid
- 33. trustworthy dog, capable of making anyone’s decisions for them
- 34. special green car
- 40. a type of noodle that is not very bright
- 41. dumb reality tv show auden loves to yap about
- 42. eats burgers very politely, terrible at puzzles
- 43. can’t ride a bike and deborah will not forgive him
- 47. varric only plays it for the hot ppl
- 49. chris and varric’s favorite kind of wood
- 50. auden & nathan’s current gambling addiction
- 51. chris has one named drywall
- 52. eggnog…with something missing
- 55. chris enjoys this game with meatball rain (acronym)
- 56. auden spends way too much time playing this
- 57. why chris can’t remember
- 59. WAWA...wawa (varric)
- 60. hobber, _!
- 61. our favorite christmas nut, typically prepared using fire
- 62. an asshole who loves a sweet man
- 63. chris and auden both wish our stomachs could digest this
Down
- 1. chris’s hyperfixation, also a lovely creature (plural)
- 2. varric loves to torture them (singular)
- 4. nathan thinks this tastes really good esp when its unsafe to eat
- 5. varric has decided this is everyone’s new name
- 6. a type of chip that purrs
- 7. our fav kind of mahjong
- 8. varric’s stardew husband
- 11. nathan’s favorite database contains these
- 14. auden’s favorite kind of beer
- 15. chippi chippi
- 16. varric’s fav food maybe
- 18. sweet man who defies logic while playing guitar
- 19. chris loves kissing them again
- 22. has blue hair and pronouns, varric loves her
- 25. auden’s favorite famous cat
- 27. where chris’s pet vomit lives
- 28. the kind of cats chris likes to read about
- 29. varric verbally :3-ing
- 31. a pronoun we all have in common
- 35. with peace and _
- 36. varric’s nickname
- 37. auden and varric have this in the same spot (they’re the same person)
- 38. synonym for maybe, possibly, perhaps, mayhaps
- 39. it would be a feature...a _ feature...featuring...the _
- 44. can i go to _ please?
- 45. unsuspicious soundbite labeled in our server as “dog”
- 46. most stylish guy in the apocalypse
- 48. one of varric’s biggest hyperfixations
- 53. cheapest cat ever
- 54. yo where are they
- 57. crispy _
- 58. cat made by apple <3
- 64. the best kind of solitaire