Murder between friends

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Across
  1. 2. wait was that 7 or 8 people, I lost count
  2. 5. Wait…did you say baby back ribs?
  3. 6. you might remember me from children's audiobooks.
  4. 9. I’ve got a headache, maybe I should see a DR.
  5. 14. at least my handwriting isn’t this recognisable
  6. 15. would you like a glass of Chianti with your meal?
  7. 18. I didn't really like killing, I did like men though.
  8. 20. lets go backpacking across Australia
  9. 21. I’m the only good guy on this list, you could say I have a great …profile.
  10. 22. prostitutes were my thing, but it was 1888
Down
  1. 1. clowns man…..freaking clowns
  2. 3. this pork tastes a little funny?
  3. 4. when im not killing people apparently im not so bad at chess, so a friend says
  4. 7. I didn’t kill anyone, my family however…
  5. 8. that s nice barrel, I wonder what I could put in it
  6. 10. I wonder what marvin is telling you to do
  7. 11. thank god for house keys
  8. 12. hey can I have a toy out of your box........no thanks
  9. 13. hey what’s your star sign?
  10. 16. all these attractive models, Im a lucky guy.
  11. 17. hey can you hold these plates; I’ll be right back.
  12. 19. hey can you help me with my shopping.
  13. 23. ill never look at an acronym the same way