Across
- 4. Bogus dangerous Asian winner
- 8. Dice game that my sweetie probably cheats at, has a secret 'H'
- 9. Boozy venue for Boggle tournaments
- 12. The best nature narrator
- 13. best apple
- 14. The reason my sweetie doesn't use his Hulu subscription
- 16. Tragically cancelled vacation
- 17. Juice that goes with vodka, sneaks up on my sweetie
- 18. Karlee's reluctant subscription, $10/month highway robbery
Down
- 1. Primate we DON'T FUCKING TRUST
- 2. Mood following park attempt
- 3. Victim of caustic chemicals, body part
- 5. My favorite coffee additive
- 6. Karlee's future pet, full name
- 7. Latin America's venomous snake, oui
- 10. Benny's general body shape, loaf
- 11. A confectionery addiction I share with your mom
- 13. My sweetie's fav scent, fruit
- 15. Venomous mammal, a not-quick cutie