Across
- 3. chappell roan vmas performance but without any of the self-awareness. or: they are gay. maybe autistic also
- 4. a king. like his namesake
- 6. too many dads
- 8. cathi as a dog breed
- 10. they wanted each other so bad we had to admit it getting gay
- 13. “i saw a snail today… effervescent”
- 14. guy fieri in a cowboy hat
- 15. something jax will never be
- 17. he's like if you made edward from twilight a wet cat.
- 18. pink. fox. charli xcx. imagine a lipstick stain here
- 20. dating someone who, if he was a food, would be a waffle. i don't know either it's 10PM
- 23. storm as a dad
Down
- 1. not axel
- 2. babygirl
- 5. has a rock collection
- 6. breakout star of "mister smittens"
- 7. the only reasonable person in a house full of sad men
- 9. remember that straight guy? me either
- 11. bookstore gay we don't talk about
- 12. can i say whore. am i allowed to say that
- 14. not a mythian but i can't stop thinking about the cardboard cutout idea
- 15. straight girl who likes jazz. omg la la land moment
- 16. probably singing a sad folk song somewhere
- 19. according to feather, quill's ex-husband
- 21. worst surprise party target
- 22. proud winner of "most chewable boyfriend"