Across
- 5. "All-righty then!"
- 9. "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"
- 10. "It could happen."
- 11. "It was a run-by fruiting!"
- 14. "My momma always said, Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
- 15. "You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law."
- 16. "If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!"
- 18. "If you can't believe, if you can't accept anything...on faith, then you're doomed for a life dominated by doubt."
- 19. "Zip it, midget!"
- 20. "Fuller!, go easy on the Pepsi!"
- 22. " I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns..."
- 24. "Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?"
- 25. "Pere Noel, Babbo Natale, Pelznickel, Topo Gigio!"
- 27. "Hey, Mr. Wilson!"
Down
- 1. "Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!"
- 2. "Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we are about to receive. And yea, though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of no food, I will fear no hunger. We want you to give us this day, our daily bread. And to the republic..."
- 3. "Hakuna Matata!"
- 4. "I can see right through you!"
- 6. "Jack please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"
- 7. " Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe."
- 8. "Stay with me! Frank! Stay with me!
- 12. "Your mine, Pom Pom!"
- 13. "Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck."
- 17. "I've just had an apostrophe!"
- 21. "In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight."
- 23. "First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming...you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! Try some!"
- 26. "My Grandma runs faster than you and she's only got one leg!!!"
- 28. "Sanka you dead man."