Across
- 2. "Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we are about to receive. And yea, though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of no food, I will fear no hunger. We want you to give us this day, our daily bread. And to the republic..."
- 8. "Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?"
- 9. "If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!"
- 10. "My Grandma runs faster than you and she's only got one leg!!!"
- 11. "Sanka you dead man."
- 12. "Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck."
- 13. "In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight."
- 15. "Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!"
- 16. "Look mom, I'm roadkill. Ha ha ha!!!"
- 19. " I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns..."
- 20. "Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?"
- 23. "It was a run-by fruiting!"
- 24. "Stay with me! Frank! Stay with me!
Down
- 1. "Zip it, midget!"
- 3. "All-righty then!"
- 4. "If you can't believe, if you can't accept anything...on faith, then you're doomed for a life dominated by doubt."
- 5. "Pere Noel, Babbo Natale, Pelznickel, Topo Gigio!"
- 6. "Your mine, Pom Pom!"
- 7. "First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming...you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! Try some!"
- 14. "I've just had an apostrophe!"
- 17. "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"
- 18. "Hey, Mr. Wilson!"
- 21. "Fuller!, go easy on the Pepsi!"
- 22. "You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law."
- 25. " Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe."