Across
- 8. Performs an uncomfortably high amount of DREs every day
- 10. Flies around in helicopters or planes, maybe the only speciality with a uniform (1st of 2 words)
- 11. Speciality born after WW2 for injured soldiers, but mainly run by allied health
- 15. Loves pink and purple, hates people
- 16. Good luck spelling this, equally good luck getting onto the pathway, expensive surgical equipment but they can afford it
- 17. Almost always diabetes mixed in with a sprinkle of random, unheard of, rare disorders
- 19. Most young females have considered this speciality at some point
- 21. Vampires/Jack Bryant equally love this stuff
- 24. Not sure why you became a doctor, loves paperwork? (2 words)
- 25. The speciality of our hero in Cairns, Caroline de Costa. On call forever. (1st of 2 words)
- 27. You still don't really understand the physiology of this organ and which loop the drugs work on
- 29. Makes it hard to live a metropolitan life (2 words)
- 31. Under-recognised and under-paid, patients' first point of call (2 words)
Down
- 1. Forces patients to drink horrible concoctions prior to procedures
- 2. Loves clopidogrel
- 3. Likely will be your busiest term as an intern. Hates clopidogrel. (2 words)
- 4. Every aspiring surgeon's dream until they realise how long it'll take to become one
- 5. VERY chill lifestyle 95% of the time, can knock people out if you don't want to talk to them
- 6. Policy etc. Saved the world from Covid (2 words)
- 7. Absolute mega genius, not sure if they are faking it half the time or if they can really tell where the lesion is by hitting someone with a hammer
- 9. Don't call me unless it's about steroids and spot diagnoses
- 12. Plaid shirt, RM Williams boots (Abbrev. of 2 words)
- 13. Potentially a very chilled lifestyle if you're good with patients of different personalities
- 14. Surgeon with teeny tiny suture kits, high mortality rates (1st of 2 words)
- 18. Very caring humans, very good at keeping people comfortable (2 words)
- 20. Absolute mega genius, worst registrar years of your life (2 words)
- 22. 20% excitement 80% could-have-gone-to-your-GP, always in code yellow in Cairns
- 23. Almost always arthritis mixed in with a sprinkle of random, unheard of, rare disorders
- 26. People say they're doing it for the burns and cleft palates...(Abbrev. of 2 words)
- 28. Loves a dark room, hates people
- 30. Starter pack: inotropes, induced comas, art lines (3 letter abbrev.)