Across
- 2. Nobody Likes This Team
- 7. Randomly Good Team This Season
- 8. We The North
- 9. Guns, guns, and more guns
- 11. 2016
- 13. Has The Most HOF Players Ever
- 15. AND THE BLOCK BY WEMBENYAMAAAAAA
- 18. So many superstars but can't win a title
- 19. Best Trade of the Decade
- 20. Terrible Franchise, They Might actually be good for once
- 23. Can't draft ever except for once
- 25. Worst Superteam ever
- 26. Cream City
- 27. Might actually be a G league Team
- 28. I Paused My Game to Be Here
Down
- 1. The Bay
- 3. Best White guys ever
- 4. *Screech*
- 5. Emo Haircut
- 6. Stop R*ping Kids
- 10. Madison Square Garden
- 12. Jail
- 13. Actual Frauds
- 14. Under 18
- 16. No more techs, please
- 17. Their city was the original capital of the US
- 21. Helicopter Crash
- 22. 300lb dude
- 24. Windy City
- 27. They Copied Delaware