Across
- 2. Best fish
- 3. Secondborn
- 5. 3 across, also favorite color royalty
- 6. Punchline: because they're, and they
- 8. A good place to meet your future spouse
- 9. Wife's middle name
- 11. He's really enormous
- 14. Something you play on a field
- 17. Type of award you've most often received
- 18. Term of endearment
Down
- 1. Main drag near first apartment in London
- 2. Famous soup in Gaelic
- 4. Type of rule that's not real
- 7. You
- 9. Non-penguin, as modified
- 10. Adventurous
- 12. Free pass man
- 13. Favorite brother-in-law
- 15. Silly name for a weapon, found in too many crossword puzzles
- 16. First word of book title that gets better with every read