Across
- 3. Why did the salt apply for a job? Because it wanted to raise its level of income!
- 4. Why did the brain get a job at the library? It was great at keeping things in order and recalling details!
- 9. Why is the central nervous system great at parties? It knows how to coordinate a good time!
- 10. Why did the nervous system go to therapy> It had too many axons to grind.
- 11. Why was the spinal cord always the life of the party? Because it knows how to keep things upright and exciting!
- 12. Why don't nerve fibres ever tell secrets? Because they can't afford to get caught up in a web of deceit!
- 13. Why did the impulse get kicked out of the meeting? It was too "electric" and couldn't contain itself!
- 14. Why did the cortisol get a promotion? It was great at handling stress under pressure!
Down
- 1. Why did the hormones always get along with everyone? Because they were always sending positive vibes!
- 2. Why did the glucose go to therapy? It had a complex relationship with its sweetness!
- 5. Why don't people with diabetes go to candy stores? Because they don't want to "sugar coat" anything!
- 6. Why did the kidney apply for a patent? It invented the best way to "filter" out problems!
- 7. Why don't intracrine signals get lonely? Because they have a whole "cell" community inside!
- 8. Why did the brainwaves start a band? They wanted to make some 'neural' noise!
- 12. Why did the neuron get in trouble at school? It couldn't stop getting excited!