Across
- 1. "What's up _____"
- 3. Inspector gadget vibes
- 8. Similar to 1 down but dirtier
- 10. Pirate slang for someone who isn't familiar with sailing or the sea
- 12. A fantasy creature similar to a goblin or gnome
- 13. A baby goose
Down
- 1. A 3x Madden world champion (apparently)
- 2. Possibly a slur for Italians
- 4. Abbreviation for a type of amphibian with a long tongue
- 5. A personal servant
- 6. Close to the name of the main protagonist in Lord of the Rings
- 7. The real thing looks kind of gross, but it suits you
- 9. What I call you when you're angry
- 11. One of the earliest and oldest names for you