Across
- 2. The master catastrophizer.
- 3. Where the Blessed Mother pardoned the sins of delinquents.
- 5. Ever cheerful despite Godzilla attacks.
- 7. Hates squirrels. Loves sticks.
- 9. Where I first asked a girl out.
- 10. It’s never up – and always funner than locks.
- 12. Notre Dame soccer coach.
Down
- 1. Beware ye’ socks.
- 4. A place full of SITs (Sluts In Training).
- 6. Notre Dame football coach.
- 8. The best thing from China since Fortune Cookies.
- 9. If Jesus had a baby to save the world in lockdown, his name would be.
- 11. Where rock, Trump, and property meet.