Not Boring General Knowledge

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Across
  1. 2. Exports 88% of the world's Christmas decorations.
  2. 4. German word translates to English as "hand shoe".
  3. 6. Russian defectors drink with tea.
  4. 8. US state. Capital is Little Rock.
  5. 12. My name...
  6. 14. Woke up this morning, got some...
  7. 15. Biggest planet in our solar system.
  8. 16. Forget where they bury 90% of their nuts.
Down
  1. 1. Mortensen, broke his toe when kicking an orc helmet.
  2. 3. World's most northern settlement.
  3. 5. Capital of Albania.
  4. 7. Washington's hairiest resident. Rarely seen.
  5. 9. Doctor whose patients have a terrible prognosis.
  6. 10. The pot called it black.
  7. 11. Ball of fear and hate. Also a Mexican city.
  8. 13. Magnetic. Also pumped by gym bros.
  9. 14. Top 10... caught on camera.