Across
- 2. Exports 88% of the world's Christmas decorations.
- 4. German word translates to English as "hand shoe".
- 6. Russian defectors drink with tea.
- 8. US state. Capital is Little Rock.
- 12. My name...
- 14. Woke up this morning, got some...
- 15. Biggest planet in our solar system.
- 16. Forget where they bury 90% of their nuts.
Down
- 1. Mortensen, broke his toe when kicking an orc helmet.
- 3. World's most northern settlement.
- 5. Capital of Albania.
- 7. Washington's hairiest resident. Rarely seen.
- 9. Doctor whose patients have a terrible prognosis.
- 10. The pot called it black.
- 11. Ball of fear and hate. Also a Mexican city.
- 13. Magnetic. Also pumped by gym bros.
- 14. Top 10... caught on camera.