Across
- 2. Geno Auriemma’s real first name
- 6. UConn GOAT, 2025 #1 pick
- 10. Rebranded One Plate, Two Plate
- 11. Dining Hall to avoid at all costs unless you want to sh*t yourself
- 14. 2026 White Boy of the Year
- 17. What we TOTALLY didn’t do after the 2023 Natty
- 18. The King of South Dining Hall
- 20. Product of never-ending construction
- 22. College owned by UConn in football and basketball
- 24. Bad b*tch? Library
- 25. Radenka Maric hiding spot
- 28. The REAL name of Herbst Hall
- 29. Baldest head on campus
- 31. "Open Crazy Late"
- 33. Christmas but for drunk college students
- 34. What to drink at Ted’s if the goal is to blackout
- 35. Walking through UConn feels like entering a…
- 36. Landmark used for yoga, sledding, and sunset watching
- 38. UConn’s student run farm
- 39. Movement after UConn threatened to jack up prices (again)
Down
- 1. Great place to be on a hot day
- 3. Basketball Capital of the World
- 4. UConn runs on what?
- 5. Where the “missing” UConn seal is supposed to be
- 7. The fluffiest boy on campus
- 8. Final Four MVP
- 9. The Sound of Storrs
- 10. Oldest tree on campus
- 12. Home of “Tinder Tuesday”
- 13. Tiny (large) campus residents with no fear
- 15. Daily Campus April Fools edition
- 16. Don’t Miss the Rage at UConnic
- 19. Niche UConn major
- 21. Currently known as Cousin Jimmy's
- 23. Fishy food poisoning
- 26. Combined number of UConn Basketball National Championships as of 2026
- 27. Number of New Jonathan
- 30. What leaves the stop as you arrive
- 32. Where is the Nutmeg Office?
- 37. Wriggliest cafe