Across
- 1. Birthday Treats
- 6. IT Man and Everyone's Father
- 8. Managerial Beverage of Choice
- 9. Tall Nemesis
- 11. The Worst Appliance at Lincoln
- 14. Green bean Enjoyer
- 15. Fun Thing to Make With Your Mom
- 16. Pretty Decent Place
- 18. Bald Nemesis
- 20. Cat Sandwich Bread
- 22. Lunch of Champions
- 24. The Worst Way to Spend a Tuesday Night
- 25. Why Parents Hate Me
- 26. Little Ginger Man
Down
- 2. Valentine's Day Gift
- 3. Who Invented Electricity
- 4. Sheamus
- 5. Sean's Least Favorite Meme
- 7. Innocence Snatcher
- 10. Milk Menace
- 12. Friday Night
- 13. Realest Hot Girl
- 17. Has Bad Hair
- 19. 6 Across Drink of Choice
- 21. Reasonable Amount of Chicken
- 23. Man of God