Across
- 5. a butterfly in fancy pants
- 9. Doug's loss is our gain
- 12. knows all the dirt in Wood County
- 13. negated the need for a ladder
- 14. hates playing all stupid games
- 16. will try to sell this puzzle on the auction site
- 17. Second Generation of Number 2 in charge
- 18. prefers pets over people
Down
- 1. a Starbucks barista has nothing on them
- 2. drives a fast car, always knowing the way
- 3. does the splits - literally
- 4. speaks fowl language
- 6. social director of the unsociable staff
- 7. "Just ask Brie"
- 8. not really sure what they got themselves into
- 10. currently in tired momma era of life
- 11. only 73 days until full time Grandma status
- 13. would rather be at the beach with a cold drink
- 15. visions of real estate now - visions of fun next year