Office Enthusiast

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Across
  1. 1. Creed: If I can’t ___, then what’s this all been about?
  2. 7. Phyllis: What are you, a ___? Dwight: I’m a sith lord.
  3. 9. Dwight: ___ theft is not a joke, Jim!!
  4. 10. Boy, have you lost your mind? Cuz I’ll help you ___ it!
  5. 12. Michael burns his foot on this
  6. 13. Groom-to-be Dwight gives this role to Jim
  7. 16. Oscar: WHAT are you microwaving?!?
  8. 18. Kevin: What do the beans mean, ___!!??
Down
  1. 2. Kelly: Why is there a ___ on my cake?
  2. 3. “I. DECLARE. ___!!!!!”
  3. 4. Stanley: What’s a seven-letter-word for purse?
  4. 5. Threat Level ___: Michael’s action flick
  5. 6. What does Jim put in Jello during the pilot?
  6. 7. Nutritious, sprouts in Creed’s desk, and smells like death?
  7. 8. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar ___.”
  8. 11. Michael: The worst thing about prison was the ___.
  9. 14. To what song do they perform CPR on the dummy?
  10. 15. Dwight: I don’t want people making fun of my ___.
  11. 17. Oscar: You’re too ___! Angela: I only weigh 82 lbs!!