Across
- 1. Creed: If I can’t ___, then what’s this all been about?
- 7. Phyllis: What are you, a ___? Dwight: I’m a sith lord.
- 9. Dwight: ___ theft is not a joke, Jim!!
- 10. Boy, have you lost your mind? Cuz I’ll help you ___ it!
- 12. Michael burns his foot on this
- 13. Groom-to-be Dwight gives this role to Jim
- 16. Oscar: WHAT are you microwaving?!?
- 18. Kevin: What do the beans mean, ___!!??
Down
- 2. Kelly: Why is there a ___ on my cake?
- 3. “I. DECLARE. ___!!!!!”
- 4. Stanley: What’s a seven-letter-word for purse?
- 5. Threat Level ___: Michael’s action flick
- 6. What does Jim put in Jello during the pilot?
- 7. Nutritious, sprouts in Creed’s desk, and smells like death?
- 8. “Bears. Beets. Battlestar ___.”
- 11. Michael: The worst thing about prison was the ___.
- 14. To what song do they perform CPR on the dummy?
- 15. Dwight: I don’t want people making fun of my ___.
- 17. Oscar: You’re too ___! Angela: I only weigh 82 lbs!!