Across
- 2. What you forget to hit before complaining about the person speaking on the conference call.
- 4. The black liquid required for human function before 10 AM.
- 6. When a coworker stops responding to emails after promising to send you a document.
- 7. Corporate buzzword for "working together" that sounds much fancier.
- 8. The dreaded button that sends your email to 300 unintended recipients.
- 10. An hour-long event that could have been summarized in a single email.
Down
- 1. The automatic message you set when you finally escape for vacation.
- 3. The day when everyone asks, "What did you do this weekend?" (and nobody really listens).
- 5. Friday dress code that still manages to confuse everyone.
- 9. The unreliable machine that always jams right before a big presentation.