Official Vital Flebbins Crossword puzzle

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Across
  1. 3. put him in the corner
  2. 4. any guy who just plain sucks.
  3. 6. this fucking guy just plain sucks.
  4. 7. this group of "people" arent allowed to have an education in Shmink culture
  5. 8. He has been “cancelled” by the right wing liberal leftards WOKEgenda
  6. 10. the mysterious orphan who appears in the rules but doesnt actually exist in the game
  7. 12. something you can buy with 100 reward points
  8. 13. the rule written under Article 12. The Repute of Charles Sparrow
  9. 14. you can find his testicles in the corner of this card
Down
  1. 1. the amount of notes required to sing for the Gaul Shitman song
  2. 2. after the Andrew Jackson card is played, all native American players must move west of this geographical feature
  3. 5. the event triggered when both socks are removed by the Knock your Sock off Card
  4. 9. Say ________!!!!???
  5. 11. similar to the regular knight, only slightly worse