Across
- 3. He makes fruit wine
- 6. He is the one obssessed
- 7. "Oh look at that I've been impaled"
- 8. "Hold my poodle"
- 9. JJBittenbinder favorite saying
- 11. "She doesn't even go here"
- 12. "4:00 wallow in self-pity; 4:30 stare into the abyss; 5:00 solve world hunger - tell no one"
- 13. They fall in love on a boat
- 15. She has a pet rooster and a pet pig
- 16. "Just this once 12, for ___"
Down
- 1. Has buttons for eyes
- 2. A show within a show, always at the end, with 2 male friends that host
- 4. A 1978 Spooky classic
- 5. Epic creature, has eye problems
- 7. Shirley always says this
- 10. Scary place in Stranger Things
- 11. "I wouldn't name my dog _____"
- 14. She had one name as a kid and another when she got older
- 15. Baby Schitt's middle name
