Across
- 2. I remember the absolute vitriol when you spat these words at me after a loo break. Uncalled for, and now unimaginable that it would ever leave my lexicon.
- 5. Onomatopoeic statement, expressing ironic surprise. Feel free to ask Nicole what ‘Onomatopoeic’ means.
- 7. Goes down in Hackney all the time.
- 8. You almost told me you loved me here.
- 9. Every day, every hour that we’re together.
- 10. A much-loved anniversary for a much-loved time. 26th April.
- 11. According to Google, this adjective denotes an individual ‘without intelligence or sensitivity’. It crops up in your vocabulary all the time. Make of that what you will.
- 12. hand The gestural equivalent of clue 1.
Down
- 1. Average day for Ollie McLarty.
- 3. Infamous site of flatulence.
- 4. This bathroom object was initially scorned, reviled even, before becoming an object of humour. It wasn’t long before Ollie realised, though, that the tool is far more desirable than his initial mockery would suggest.
- 6. The ‘Madeline McCann’ of shoes. You mentioned in passing that you spent the longest time tracking down these shoes. You finally found them on Depop, only to be frauded with a toy car.