One Liners

4. Have you heard about the new restaurant called ‘Karma?’ There’s no menu—you get what you ____.
5. Refusing to go to the gym is a form of ____ training.
9. I used to have a ____ on life, but then it broke.
11. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I ____ so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”
12. Most people are ____ when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
13. Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to ____?
15. Blunt pencils are really ____.

1. Some cause happiness ____ they go. Others whenever they go."
2. I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand ____.
3. If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they ____ his wages?
6. It was an ____ wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
7. Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the ____!
8. The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little ____.
10. Always borrow money from a ____. They’ll never expect it back.
14. Don’t spell ____ backward. It’s a trap.