Across
- 2. I brought a butter knife to a sword fight
- 6. If I worked in a lingerie store I would die but I can't because...
- 7. My mother died to stop people from enslaving sushi
- 10. I slam my head against rocks when I'm lonely
- 11. My dad is a lumberjack who cuts trees with his hand
- 13. I'm batman's lover
- 14. Noah and I would be best friends but I would have trouble getting all those animals on-board
- 16. I faked my death so I could cosplay the human torch
- 19. Despressed boys are attracted to me
- 20. I don't need a devil fruit to kill you
Down
- 1. I take pictures with the flash on when I'm at the circus
- 3. I'd kiss my lover more if she didn't smoke while I was teaching the three forms
- 4. I work at the local bakery now that my license to live was revoked
- 5. I'm the captain of my own spiced rum
- 8. My friend "Accidently" fell down the stairs
- 9. I wish I could be Zoro but I was abused as a child
- 12. AC/DC - Thunderstruck
- 15. My father Geppetto turned me into a real boy
- 17. I'm an amputee with a mean stare
- 18. I'm too big to climb the bean stalk