Across
- 5. The daily marathon of matching kids to buses, cars, and chaos.
- 8. Fifty pages long, but the sub still writes, “We didn’t get to it.”
- 10. Where you staple 97 times and still have wrinkles.
- 12. The pen that bleeds through everything but still reigns supreme.
- 14. Crayons that survive a war, unlike their sad waxy cousins.
- 15. Shiny paper maker
- 16. An educational outing plus 472 bathroom breaks.
- 18. The kids’ favorite subject.
- 19. The one time of day kids actually hush in unison.
Down
- 1. Magical surface where dry erase markers mysteriously disappear daily.
- 2. Machine that jams only when you’re running late for class (or is out of order)
- 3. Endless tests that make you question your career choices.
- 4. The only markers that matter; vanish faster than your prep period.
- 6. The Bermuda Triangle of sweatshirts and lunchboxes.
- 7. A loud event that's always planned, but everyone forgets that it's happening.
- 8. Book orders that make you broke but your library rich.
- 9. Item students claim is “empty” after two swipes.
- 11. The “Ferrari” of pencils — students steal them, guards hoard them, teachers dream in green.
- 13. Fidget tool that always ends up in someone’s hair or stuck to their clothes.
- 17. Necklace for your ID, keys, whistle, sanitizer, and… dignity.