Across
- 2. Like Shakespeare and children in poor countries
- 5. Where divas and rednecks live
- 8. For spying on tiny people
- 9. I ate one once and got rational
- 11. Two men and Wayne's the big guy wearing the other guy's skin
- 14. Ring! Ring! Is that you, mommy?
- 16. The spicy sandwiches that give me diarrhea
- 18. Hey! That's not me!
- 19. Were I do my important work and lick envelopes
Down
- 1. That's my girlfriend and we're very happy together
- 3. You use it or lose it, just like Granny's leg
- 4. Moving people holder
- 6. My Bainbridge
- 7. Love squeezing
- 10. For maids and important people so you know they mean business
- 12. Get off my lawn!
- 13. Ain't no participation prizes around here
- 15. Hot light
- 17. You can't eat those; monkeys live in them and steal your shoes