Across
- 3. pet lover, chef, kratom seller, & cartoon expert
- 4. elderly mother who is shorter than her son whom she wishes would float down the river
- 5. knows everything there is to know about movies and tv, jack of all trades, & nationwide employee
- 8. gorgeous gorgeous girl who loves soup, crosswords, gatekeeping, bobs burgers, and large ginger cats
- 9. professional chainsmoker, taki eater, human canvas, & bon iver enthusiast
Down
- 1. disappointed father, master escape artist, & 3 time inmate
- 2. instagram reel addicted plant lady who single handedly keeps sunglasses companies in business
- 6. large, ginger gentleman with impeccable manners
- 7. idiot named for a color without the last letter