Across
- 3. The name of the video game Gordon and Richard are making
- 7. The college that Richard and Dirk went to
- 9. The furniture stuck in Richard's stairwell
- 11. The body of water that Dirk makes Richard jump into
- 12. The computer that both the author and Richard are fond of
- 13. The medium that Richard transforms data into
- 15. The weapon that Gordon is killed with
- 17. Dirk's original first name
- 18. The form of contact that Gordan mostly uses
- 20. The orchestral instrument that Susan plays
- 22. The supernatural creature that Dirk and Richard confront
- 24. The item that Reg teleports a salt cellar into
- 25. The name of Michael's old magazine
- 26. The main character of the book
- 30. The assistant that Dirk fired
- 31. The planet that the alien came from
Down
- 1. The subject that Reg teaches at Cambridge
- 2. Richard's coworker, who gets possessed
- 4. The device built to believe anything
- 5. The music that Reg brought back from the alien rocket
- 6. The place the story takes place in
- 8. The last name of the author
- 10. The way that the alien ghost describes humans
- 14. The things Dirk asks his nonexistent assistant to buy
- 16. The English poet that is frequently quoted
- 19. The field that Richard went into
- 21. The food that Dirk makes Richard buy
- 23. The method Dirk uses to interrogate Richard
- 27. The device that Reg uses for math
- 28. The thing that Dirk vehemently claims he is not
- 29. The color of Dirk's hat
- 30. The name of Richard's girlfriend