Across
- 4. gay's blonde friend
- 5. fake sport
- 7. newbie
- 8. best unc cashier
- 9. da pool
- 13. free this weekend!
- 15. taco bell fein
- 16. adult jungle gym
- 17. unc cashier's friend
Down
- 1. a fruitcake with headphones
- 2. like a baseball bat, but not
- 3. cougar
- 6. scary spatula man
- 9. jadyn's bully
- 10. ella's lover
- 11. D1 complainer
- 12. the partier
- 14. the best ginger