Across
- 4. Mountain, got there on time
- 5. a shitty honeymoon destination
- 7. first and first city
- 11. Paul, other side of the pair
- 13. east coast moustache city
- 15. trumpstop dogadopt
- 16. Cruz, beach bro pam fam
- 19. first dirt road
- 22. home away from home
- 24. Dugway, favorite road
- 25. we left before it began
- 26. jamiepalooza
- 27. snot mahal
- 28. grapey ghetto
- 29. Lanka, first resort
- 31. prada and gourmet food
Down
- 1. City, art squatters
- 2. sister state out house
- 3. donkeytacos
- 6. a bird on it aswell
- 8. poisoned family pool city
- 9. too stinky to live
- 10. Blair, goon squad pool crime
- 12. donut town
- 14. Man, where two tribes collided
- 17. midnite baby tukuk fire nurse
- 18. les elephants are hot
- 20. because resorts estan bien
- 21. Tree, rocky paradise
- 23. Barbara, fancy dog walk
- 30. catholics got there first