Paris Summer

1. Popular open air bar with multiple locations (although the most popular is in Parc Buttes-Chaumont) named for a painter, featured in Vernon Subtex, where you convince yourself you might meet your next love interest if you're in your 30s
4. French word for those that take their vacation in August
5. The word found on the entrance of every useful store during August
8. French word for sun umbrella not to be confused with the word for a rain umbrella (parapluie) or they will cruelly laugh at your ignorance
9. Recent english word for those of us who stay in Paris even when their job is closed because we are so poor and we use our little money to print zines with a severely limited readership for reasons that remain unclear
12. Medical application for your phone that will tell you there are no available appointments until after the summer
13. The only people who descend on Paris en masse in August despite the summer heat
14. French word for the back to school/work rush that begins at the start of September
16. Type of rental agreement that all your friends post to their instagram story as to not lose out on any potential income while on vacation
17. A game old men and young cosplaying bobos play by smoking cigarettes, drinking beers, and tossing small balls around

2. Type of garment that French men generally avoid wearing at all costs regardless of the temperature
3. Sparkling water brand that tries to convince the French it is as good as San Pellegrino
4. Chain gelato shop that practically has a monopoly on evening dessert options in this deprived city
6. French word for those that take their vacation in July
7. Iconic Paris based ice cream manufacturer with a flagship store on the Île Saint-Louis
10. Type of shorts made from denim that is oddly trendy this year
11. Type of sandals found mainly in the neighborhood surrounding Château Rouge, but also by mimicking bobos in the 11th
15. Type of wine made from a maceration of red grape skins oddly acceptable in the summer to add ice to a glass of this