Across
- 3. She is this, this, and this
- 5. Perkins' dream career
- 7. Michael and Dad's favorite candy
- 8. Dad's biggest trigger
- 9. Patrick family heritage
- 10. 50 times the charm for Perkins
- 12. Arguably the best show of all time
- 14. The queen has owned 30 of them
- 15. Dad's favorite pizza topping
- 16. The secret service asked what he needed & he needed 2
- 18. Bad service but great food
- 19. A 3-day lazy session of eating & doing nothing
Down
- 1. The king of beers
- 2. Returns to the Earth's vicinity every 75 years
- 4. A state of mind
- 6. 39 was bad but 46 is worse
- 11. Layla loves to watch these
- 13. Perkins' least favorite and Dad's favorite
- 15. A little person
- 17. Everyone's favorite dinner of Midget's
- 19. Layla's most famous nickname