Across
- 3. – The warm healthcare blanket that only covers some of your toes.
- 4. – What you pay to play the healthcare game, but don’t get a free t-shirt.
- 6. – The plan for people who fear commitment (to doctors).
- 8. – Like copay, but fancier and potentially more expensive.
- 10. – A sleepover at the hospital, minus the fun activities.
- 11. – The little sibling of “deductible,” but still enough to ruin a coffee budget.
- 12. – The list of drugs that aren’t “just for fun.”
- 15. Manager – The person who tells everyone what to do while trying to look calm.
- 18. – The approach our stakeholders are demanding, and no, it’s not optional.
- 19. – Where all the cool doctors hang out.
- 20. – When you realize teamwork actually makes the dream work.
- 21. – Where you stash your “just in case” healthcare dollars.
- 22. – You can’t spell “healthcare” without restrictions—just ask this plan.
Down
- 1. – The doctor with one trick but they do it well.
- 2. – The land of endless waits and complicated co-pays.
- 4. – Not the drug, but the person who knows you by your medical chart.
- 5. – The amount you need to cover before insurance says, “Now we’re talking.”
- 7. – Because doing things the old way is boring.
- 9. – When you finally ask your insurance to be more than a wallet-emptier.
- 13. – For when you’ve been around the block long enough to know all the insurance secrets.
- 14. – You get fixed up, but you can leave without the fancy hospital gown.
- 15. – The people who actually fix the boo-boos.
- 16. – A doctor's note saying, “Ask that specialist instead of me.”
- 17. – The insurance version of “Mother, may I?”
