Across
- 4. you met him at CNA
- 7. your first wife
- 9. the antisocial one who made your swords and armor
- 10. ferry captain
- 12. your second oldest friend; his family helped raise you
- 14. you met him at boeing through the SCA
- 15. your now-sober neighbor
- 16. your pothead neighbor
Down
- 1. pale white carp
- 2. your best friend; hoe's nose
- 3. your wonderful son
- 5. your deaf ex wife; barney's sister
- 6. met at at&t; blues musician
- 8. your son's loving girlfriend
- 9. chuck's wife
- 11. your loving wife
- 13. nicholas's best friend (besides ruby)