Across
- 5. Literally held Jackson's life in his hands
- 7. Palpatine to Shrey's Vader
- 10. Has precisely 1/1,000,000th her mom's energy
- 11. Advisory? Nah, I'll sign out
Down
- 1. For no reason, got ripped by Jack/Jackson
- 2. Currently hacking the Matrix
- 3. Has ridden in Jackson's car
- 4. The reason you have this "reading quiz"
- 5. Ate toxic hummus--lived to tell the tale
- 6. A genuinely kind person and a theatrical talent
- 8. Can stack many markers together
- 9. Spit a yo-momma diss to Jackson at Prom