Periodic Puns

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Across
  1. 2. Lasso a horse.
  2. 4. I would tell a chemistry joke but all the good ones _____________.
  3. 6. "Mind your own ___________"
  4. 9. The element of untruth.
  5. 13. You put dirty dishes in the _________.
  6. 14. Where the Golden Gate Bridge is.
  7. 15. It was so funny I slapped a ___________.
  8. 17. "Proud to be an ____________".
  9. 18. The most gullible element is most easily _______.
  10. 19. Superman's weakness.
  11. 21. Santa's laugh x 3.
  12. 23. When class is not exciting.
  13. 24. What do you do in a play?
  14. 26. A toxic HUG.
Down
  1. 1. A famous ship that hit an iceberg.
  2. 3. The element of agreement.
  3. 5. You go to the doctor for them to...
  4. 6. What do you do with a dead chemist?
  5. 7. The God of Thunder.
  6. 8. Laughing gas.
  7. 10. The man who helped Dorothy follow the Yellow Brick Road.
  8. 11. A police officer.
  9. 12. Every cloud has a ___________ lining.
  10. 16. A goofy criminal.
  11. 20. Mickey's dog.
  12. 22. A man who runs long triathlons and is in peak physical form.
  13. 25. The tasty part of your mouth.