Across
- 3. Rotten egg gas
- 5. A common response to just about anything
- 6. Stored in bones
- 8. A non-metal that exists as a gas on Earth
- 9. An expression used by unintelligent life forms: "__ke a boss"
- 10. When mixed with barium you can get a babe
- 13. Weird Al Yankovic sings about it
- 15. Can make ice cream in liquid form
- 16. Can be compressed to make diamonds
- 18. What dentists put on your teeth
Down
- 1. What doctors do for sick people
- 2. What you call a chemistry moron
- 4. How you let out body fluids in the bathroom
- 6. Used in pools
- 7. You don't really want to do this crossword do you?
- 11. Creates an orange glow when burned
- 12. A criminal with whimsical tendencies
- 14. When your parents have left, they _______
- 15. Used in lighting
- 17. The chemical which trees excrete