Perry's Perplexing Puzzle

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Across
  1. 3. It's not glamour, but brown bag it and your walk will be grander.
  2. 5. Road beer.
  3. 7. Your boy is a certified _____.
  4. 8. Beer for hipster.
  5. 12. Drew's Beers? No. Drew's ____!
  6. 15. Day party.
  7. 18. Very nutty beer.
  8. 19. What don't you talk about?
  9. 20. Prez man.
  10. 25. Bad kid? Do bad thing? Tufts sends you here.
  11. 26. Carb loading? Drink ____.
  12. 27. You don't row this row, but you do owe this row for your abode for one day it might go.
  13. 28. No ice.
Down
  1. 1. "Nothing ____!"
  2. 2. NFL betting question? Ask ____.
  3. 4. Canadian Cig.
  4. 6. Boss man.
  5. 9. Drunk? No. Sauced? No. Trashed? No.
  6. 10. Night darty.
  7. 11. Perry's first name.
  8. 13. Whisky from Kentucky.
  9. 14. What Post Malone Drinks.
  10. 16. What don't you also talk about?
  11. 17. Not a skunk, but can be skunked. Don't do it.
  12. 18. Beverage often consumed by delighted fathers.
  13. 21. "I'll ___ you in the shin"
  14. 22. Boss man email.
  15. 23. Multiple brothers.
  16. 24. Hoppy liquid that make Perry happy!