Across
- 1. I gave my credit card to a prince from the internet. He promised gold!
- 4. The building’s on fire? Great! At least we won’t need heating!
- 6. My five-year plan? Rule the world... and get a dog.
- 8. Enough about me… let’s talk about me again.
- 9. Even my shadow leaves me when it's dark...
- 12. You eat spiders? Cool! Let me try one!
- 13. Lost my phone, spilled coffee, and missed the bus... Oh well, life goes on!
- 14. Plans changed? No worries. I was never really awake anyway.
- 15. They told me to be myself... so I became a walking joke machine.
Down
- 2. I don't need Google. I already know everything!
- 3. I cried watching a spaghetti commercial. I just feel things!
- 5. I grow my own carrots, fix my own sink, and still don’t brag about it.
- 7. I failed 6 times. Guess what? Attempt number 7 is coming in hot!
- 8. You're right, but I’ll still do it my way... and then blame the universe.
- 10. If you're my friend, I’d fight a bear for you. Or at least yell at it.
- 11. You looked at me weird—do you hate me now?