Across
- 2. "мои новые ______!" (also Phillip's dream watch)
- 3. The last name of Phillip's favorite Rabbi (and also a type of plant)
- 6. The restaurant that Phillip wanted to get a job at over the summer before college so he could hang out with Daniel but they never replied to him...
- 9. A game that Phillip was incredibly obsessed with in his earlier years (before maturity) popular amongst many middle schoolers
- 11. The class that Phillip spent eons on the waitlist for which could have ruined his entire sophomore year if he didn't get in...
- 12. Phillip's astrological/birth sign that many girls have debated over
- 13. The real Russian word for teapot (coined by Phillip Shirkin I)
- 16. The last name of Phillip's favorite science teacher
- 17. One of Phillip's favorite Russian words which means "idiot"
- 18. Phillip's nickname for Luna (basically the only thing he refers to Luna as, especially when wrestling with her)
- 19. The Office character who watches Phillip while he sleeps at home (a relic from birthdays past)
- 22. Mom's new stream of dental income that Phillip is devoted to learning
Down
- 1. The best Russian word that Phillip has ever created
- 4. это было ___________!
- 5. The tallest building in Pittsburgh that can be seen from anywhere
- 7. A building-block toy that Phillip and Selena were obsessed with over childhood and still love dearly to this day
- 8. What Phillip would be called if he continued pursuing that dumbass girl with a boyfriend
- 10. One of Phillip's most favorite Russian foods (best eaten after being boiled and doused with sour cream)
- 14. Phillip's favorite soccer player
- 15. What Phillip aspires to be when he grows up
- 20. An instrument that Phillip is incredibly skilled at playing and quickly mastering
- 21. The city Phillip goes to college in (that honestly has great vibes and a place I loved visiting)