Across
- 5. Place where Pieter lived out Parks & Rec in real life
- 7. The car that is Pieter's soulmate
- 9. Bending style Pieter would want to have
- 10. Item that Pieter sold his corporate soul for
- 12. Pieter's kryptonite
- 16. Pieter's favourite restaurant
- 17. Grooming these is a form of meditation
- 20. Pieter's most practiced instrument
- 22. Pieter's favourite cuisine
- 23. Never adjust on Pieter's TV
- 24. Pieter's favourite cigarettes
- 26. Pieter's favourite seafood
Down
- 1. Animal that has tortured Pieter his whole life so now he love them
- 2. most consumed beer at UCU
- 3. What Pieter is most confused about
- 4. Pieter's most collected item
- 5. Outlawed in Pieter's house
- 6. Pieter's ultimate fashion statement
- 8. The only place Pieter is truly the king of his castle
- 11. Person to rip the nastiest fart ever in Pieter's presence
- 13. The vacation that nearly killed Pieter getting there
- 14. What Pieter most frequently received from his mother
- 15. The place Pieter never shuts up about
- 18. Pieter's most cooked meal
- 19. First name of the rapper to spit Pieter's favourite rap verse ever
- 21. Animal on Pieter's family crest
- 25. show that Pieter is most angry about (abbreviated)