Across
- 3. Made for zombie cars
- 4. Destroys your exhaust
- 6. Made from berries found in Dumpster Springs
- 9. Makes tires grey
- 11. Worsens foul stenches
- 13. Caused Chuck Armstrong's downfall
Down
- 1. Has enough sugar for a week of hiccups
- 2. Made mostly from car paint
- 4. Instant death
- 5. Decals that will never peel ofr
- 7. Causes the most smoke in your trunk
- 8. Oil Leaks until engine failure
- 10. Poison that looks healthy
- 12. Bad for your hitch