Across
- 2. Because RIP Harambe
- 5. Because the food being baked should be clean
- 7. Because it should be quiet calm and pensive there
- 9. Because vacations should be calming
- 12. Because they have their own at school
- 14. Because they just want buttered noodles anyway
- 15. Because traffic is rough enough
- 16. Because they will likely break things
- 17. Because that sweat-water is dirty enough already
Down
- 1. Because their antics make shopping harder
- 3. Because none of this is meant for kids
- 4. Because they often can't stay quiet
- 6. Because being stuck in a confined space
- 8. Because people pay good money to visit these
- 10. Because they will likely wander off
- 11. Because alcohol and everyone's trying to have fun
- 13. Because they can't legally touch anything anyway
