Pondering Puns for Pop Pop

1. I tried to write a song about tortillas, but it turned into a ___.
3. The tale of the haunted refrigerator was ___.
5. What's blue and not very heavy? ___ ___
7. I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I ___.
8. I don't trust stairs. They're always __ __ ___.
11. I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a ___ ___ ___.
12. I opened a bakery for cats. It was a complete ___.
13. Mi amigo, Felipe, needs his anti-anxiety meds for ___ attacks.
20. Pediatricians are the worst to deal with because they have very ___ ___.
21. I used to play piano by ear. Now I just use my ___.

2. To write with a broken pencil is ___.
4. Don't trust ___, they make up everything.
6. The shovel was a ___ ___ invention.
9. I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a few ___ ___.
10. I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Luckily, it was a ___ ___.
14. Dogs can't operate an MRI machine, but ___.
15. In America, we call it an elevator. In the UK it is called a lift. I guess we were just ___ differently.
16. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to ___ ___.
17. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, than it ___ ___.
18. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm ___ now.
19. I asked a German girl for her number. She only gave me the first digit: ___.