Across
- 1. Spend all of your time vandalizing an entire universe just so you can travel to another world and gain ultimate power.
- 4. Rise through towers.
- 10. Have a bad time.
- 12. Go really far just so you can kill yourself, giving yourself the ability to not die.
- 13. Traverse through a castle that has a flooded basement despite its owner knowing two plumbers.
- 14. Fight the least menacing thing in the most roundabout way.
- 15. Cut holes in walls to get a pastry.
- 17. Follow what is probably your brother around to stop darkness from existing because "only you can".
- 19. A game where, for some reason, the Kirby characters are always the strongest.
- 21. Give pure fiber to anyone you may choose.
- 22. Play as a ghost and meet another ghost to save a third ghost.
- 24. Minecraft, but with every boss mod installed at once.
- 25. Oh no, we've summoned PETA.
- 26. Convince other people that you were just eating a banana and not the skin of your dead friend.
- 27. A rhythm game where you do exactly as the title implies.
Down
- 2. Decide that the only way to cope with depression is to set world records.
- 3. Discover that there is another dimension, and then proceed to abuse your newfound powers.
- 5. Shuffle the controls of everything in existence.
- 6. Gain unlimited debt and shape reality at the same time.
- 7. Avoid hazards and wait for an eternal amount of time.
- 8. Prevent a child from murdering a band-aid.
- 9. Climb a mountain to spite yourself.
- 11. Escape your terrible office job to free people who have most likely already died.
- 16. No, it's not the hero, it's the princess.
- 18. Literally means "sound-related".
- 20. Fight against light itself with a carpentry tool.
- 23. Start off by fighting a tree and end off by fighting a biblically accurate angel.