Across
- 1. Slang term for a sink
- 5. American Revolutionary War fighters at the ready
- 7. An affectionate hug
- 8. A neglected religious idol
- 9. Named after a band member's pet fish
- 11. "I hardly know her!" joke made by a horse or vacuum cleaner
- 12. A spring clock without moving arms
- 14. Found on wood and fingernails
- 18. One who is adept at attracting women, especially dogs
- 21. Do you remember?
- 22. A humble rodent
- 23. Move like an ancient Israeli king
- 24. Sailor of the seventh scale
- 25. Fake, or a bad situation
Down
- 2. Twins on a windshield
- 3. Parked and watching a movie, perhaps
- 4. Infamous avant-garde composition
- 6. What you might say while scolding a whiny toddler
- 10. Basilisk
- 13. Used to divide India and Pakistan
- 15. A french comedy, or a Fugazi album
- 16. To connect or join
- 17. Didn't comply or do
- 18. Adjectives for a North American bear
- 19. Disagreement over a name
- 20. A continuous vocal sound