Across
- 3. sociopathic Sudafed snorting syphilitic garbage monster
- 5. Education spoiler
- 6. homophobic albino robot
- 8. Second sycophant
- 11. Kremlin Barbie
- 12. Sycophant
- 13. Supreme court crybaby
Down
- 1. state TV channel
- 2. apathetic tech CEO
- 4. idiot son in law & avatar of elite incompetence
- 7. lying propagandist
- 9. Kentucky traitor
- 10. Corrupt cop at the top